A bird flew into the window by our kitchen table tonight while Cara and I were eating dinner. Needless to say, this warranted additional examination....
See the bird? By the railing? (OK, pretend you see it)
It also prompted Cara to deliver a stern lecture on proper flying etiquette:
"Birdie! You do not slam into the window. That's a bad choice. You get a booboo. You fly over there."
Fortunately, the bird recovered and flew away after a few minutes.